If you tease a young dog with a stick you shouldn't, but IF you do
chances are it will pay no attention to you. It will resolutely sink its
teeth into the stick. A young dog will fearlessly bite, pull, shake, and
worry a piece of wood in a person's hand, without a glance at the person
who holds it.
But as dogs get older, they learn to look for the person behind the stick.
An adult sheepdog is likely to back off, assess the situation, then go
straight for the stick-teaser's ankle.
Bulls also have a learning curve. If you tease an inexperienced bull with a
cape a lousy idea, but IF you do chances are it will concentrate on the
cape. The pointy parts of El Toro usually follow the red cloth as long as
the matador keeps moving it.
But bullfighters don't try the same trick with experienced bulls. A bull
gets only one crack at a matador. The assumption is that it takes but one
fight for a bull to learn that the villain isn't the cape but the person
behind it, and act accordingly.
Bulls and dogs are brainy. The learning curve of many politicians and their
constituents isn't as steep. If it were, Canada wouldn't outlaw, say, types
of guns or breeds of dogs. It would outlaw kinds of people: The ones who
keep and use guns or dogs in careless or criminal ways.
Since lawmakers aren't as quick on the uptake as fighting bulls or working
dogs, they ban firearms that are (or look like) automatic weapons and ban
canine breeds that are (or look like) pit bulls. Not very smart, you say?
It's not supposed to be. Smart is herding sheep. Outlawing is politics.
The pit bull ban comes into effect in Ontario this week. It's
controversial, but not in the way it's often reported in the media. It
doesn't set dog lovers against dog haters, as some suggest. It only sets
people of common sense against those without. Banning a breed is the human
equivalent of a canine biting a stick or a bovine charging a red cape.
Not all dog owners oppose the pit bull ban. Some welcome it. Some would
like to see it extended to any breed feistier than their own. Aggressive
dogs are primarily aggressive with other dogs, not with toddlers or postmen
(though postmen come a close second.) An ill-tempered pit bull running
loose is dangerous mainly to a hapless spaniel running loose. Dog owners
who can't be bothered to curb, leash, and obedience-train their yappy pests
naturally prefer theirs to be the only unmannered canines in a public
place. Then their spoiled little curs won't get into dog fights or, if
they do, they may win.
It makes sense for casual or irresponsible dog owners to support a ban that
makes casual or irresponsible dog ownership less onerous. Not being
permitted to own a breed may be demeaning, but it's easy. It's the lazy
person's preference over being required to be a good owner of the breed
that he or she does own.
Making sure that one's Akita or Rottweiler is properly bred and behaved
takes effort. Needless to say, the owner/breeder who doesn't make the
effort for his pit bull won't make it for his Akita, and an ill-bred or
ill-tempered Akita can do as much harm as a pit bull and will, too, as
soon as the irresponsible or mischievous segment of pit bull owners
switches to Akitas after the pit bull ban goes into effect. Within a year
or two the papers will be as full of stories about man-eating Akitas (or
Canary dogs or Neapolitan Mastiffs) as they're about pit bulls today and
as they were about Doberman pinchers ten-fifteen years ago.
When that happens, the same people who lack the imagination of bovines and
can't see the person behind the cape, will start clamoring for a ban on
Rottweilers and Akitas. By then, of course, a perfectly fine breed will
have been needlessly destroyed, at least in Ontario.
Could this be avoided by electing a premier whose discernment equals that
of a mature bull? I'm not sure, but it would be comforting to know that the
combined IQ at Ontario's Queens Park matches that of a bullpen behind the
average Plaza de Toros in Spain, whose inmates learn after a session in the
arena to charge the matador, not a piece of red cloth.
CamWest News Service
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