Ask any seasoned boater, and he or she will tell you renaming a
boat without following time-honored traditions can incur the wrath
of Poseidon, the god of the sea. Poseidon has the name of every
(and we do mean every) vessel ever launched recorded in the Ledger
of the Deep. Therefore, if you want the boat to carry a new name,
you need to purge it not just from the ledger, but also from
Poseidon’s mind. Here’s how to ensure renaming a boat succeeds.